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Your Weekly Horoscope
July 17 - July 23, 2005
Situations are almost tailor-made
and it is easy to see which path is the one to take. Opportunities abound, and you may find yourself wanting (and able) to
do almost everything. There is a lot of energy available for disciplined work, but push too hard and you may break something.
A time during which you are at your best in regard to practical matters and work-related affairs. Events may line up in your
favor and push you over the top to new heights. A promotion or recognition for past accomplishments could be forthcoming.
Push too hard and you could be too dominating, even oppressive, to yourself and others.
Your Monthly Horoscope
July, 2005
Resolving conflicting
opinions and deciding between opposing views or different options is essential this month. You must decide one way or another,
or else you're stuck in a rut. It's easy to be distracted, so study things through in order to act from a position of knowledge
rather than out of ignorance. Business ventures could be compromised by faulty information - be sure you KNOW what you're
getting into. Things you own can seem like an albatross around your neck at a time like this - they need fixing or in some
other way turn out to be more expensive than you imagined. Make sure they're insured and warranteed to the hilt! (Not a good
time to make major purchases.) Money matters are apt to be in a down-cycle now - economize! Your love life could cool down
later in the month. At a time like this, romantic relationships are apt to cool off - or else to heat up to the boiling point.
Either way, there are challenges connected with love, and it's important to address them head-on rather than to try to sweep
any differences under the rug. A lack of appreciation could be a problem at many levels.
Chinese Signs |
 The TIGER |
| Assertive, Adventurous, Independent, Inventive, Generous, Restless and Impulsive. |
 Charismatic and self-assured, Tigers were born to lead. This gives them an air of authority most find hard to resist. They
are charming and fun, yet never lose sight or stop pursuing their goals or relinquish control.
The Tigers' courage is
without limit and they rarely lose a fight regardless of the arena. The Tiger is the king of seduction. They are dignified
and affectionate. The primal nature of their being makes them very attractive to almost all.
Tigers are moody and can
strike at those around them without warning. A Tiger's feelings run deep and are extraordinarily intense. They do not handle
stress well and can be overly emotional. An angry Tiger is something to fear.
Tigers are often excessive in their behavior
and a little moderation could go a long way in making them happier. When Tigers remain centered and focus their energy on
worthy pursuits they will achieve great things.
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Famous TIGERS Include:
Sir David Attenborough, Tom Berenger, Agatha
Christie, Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, Emily Dickinson, Isadora Duncan, Roberta Flack, Frederick Forsyth, Jodie Foster,
Sir Alec Guiness, Hugh Hefner, William Hurt, Marilyn Monroe, Demi Moore, Beatrix Potter, Diana Rigg, Lionel Ritchie, Kenny
Rogers, Dylan Thomas, H.G. Wells, Stevie Wonder, Natalie Wood. |
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Ideal Jobs Include:
Entrepreneur, Military officer, Politician, Musician,
Writer, Poet, Designer, Theatre director, Stockbroker, Athlete, Film star, Trade union leader, Company director, Stunt person,
Explorer, Teacher. |
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Lucky Numbers:
4, 5, 7, 9, 13, 34, 44, 45 and 54. |
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| Equivalent Western Sign: Aquarius |
| Daily Teen Forecast for July 15, 2005 |
| Provided by Astrology.com |
Weekly Forecast |
You're closing your eyes and engaging in a kind of emotional 'blind man's bluff.' Sometimes, it's
the best way to see things clearly. |
| Daily Teen Forecast for July 16, 2005 |
| Provided by Astrology.com |
Weekly Forecast |
You know how, when you turn the lights out, at first you can't see anything at all? Then, slowly,
your eyes adapt and you can see a lot? This can happen, figuratively, to you today. |
| Daily Teen Forecast for July 17, 2005 |
| Provided by Astrology.com |
Weekly Forecast |
As much as you'd rather hang out with your BFFs, today's a day when some boring old family obligations
are, well, obligatory. Keep your chin up -- you might even enjoy yourself. |
Chinese Name: KyLee
This astral ambiance is apt to bring you good luck, insight and efficiency in your work. You'll
be very productive and well decided to profit by all that you instinctively sniff out. However, you should remain discreet
otherwise you may let others steal some of your wonderful ideas. You'll be more mistrustful than customary, but without going
as far as being misanthropic. Skepticism may mark your relationships with others, but your love affairs will be flourishing.
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 **FUNNY STUPID JOKES**
1.) Q: How
can you get breakfast in bed?
A: Sleep in the kitchen!
Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday school!
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Q: What did the nut say when it sneezed?
A: Cashew!
Q: What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
A: She burped 7UP!
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